Dumb hubby tricks

[Laurajean]

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I think I saw that one Funniest Home Videos!

 

[WriterofWords]

Yeppers,, one of the reasons he is an ex,,. and he can make anyone look smarter!

My stupid human trick almost killed my brother:
I couldn't get my Dodge van to start so he came over and fiddled around under the hood,, try it,, nothing,, fiddle some more,, try it,, nothing,, so he used a screw driver to jump it under the hood and it took off like a bat out of hades,, it wouldn't start because I had it in drive...

Two days later I couldn't get my 67 Camaro to start so my brother ( I love my brother!) comes over to push start it by hand,, it's a standard,, so he pushes me up and down the street and it still won't start. My brother is 6'2 135 pounds soaking wet, looks like a spastic Daddy Long Legs spider with pork chop sideburns,,, so he's leaning on the car panting like a race horse after running up and down a dirt and gravel road for an hour. I look down,, and I noticed the key wasn't on! I never did tell him but on the next push it started.....

 

[debilorrah]

OMG Kate!!! You win!!!

 

[saddina]

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Hun, I don't think that's exactly a contest you wanna "win".

 

[WriterofWords]

Well, I don't mind winning that,, I have the ability to laugh at myself, I do it often!

 

[saddina]

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Darling, you have the chance to laugh at an exhusband, that's always a win.

 

[crtrlovr]

I've been reading these aloud to my husband who's busy playing free cell on his computer beside me. His response: "that's the people you take advice from on raising chickens? no wonder you have all the mishaps with yours... those people are nuts".

 

[crtrlovr]

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couldn't help myself, I am SO

at your poor brother! Did you ever tell him about that, or is he destined to find out about it via the grape-'Net someday?

 

[WriterofWords]

Only one person on this site knows my brother,,,,, I think I'm safe! LOL!!

 

[Backyard_Chicken_rancher]

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WOW!!! i'm not even that bad you soooooooooooo win Kate

stop I'm

now