Dumb hubby tricks

[Opa]

I worked with a guy who brought a new chainsaw into the fire station asking if anyone wanted to buy almost new saw. He was selling it because it didn't have enough power and would cut very well. He wound up selling a $200 chain saw for $50. The feller that bought it took it home, turned the chain around and the saw cuts fine.

 

[Boyd]

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Was it me?

I've done that one before.

 

[Hillsvale]

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Was it me?

I've done that one before.

happened recently here as well

 

[sourland]

Pad, you're supposed to use a pad? I guess that's why she was upset.

 

[Laurajean]

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Wait..... there's a Black Eye thread!?!?

 

[Laurajean]

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Hey hey, don't forget to mail us our royalty checks!

 

[thechickenchick]

My X tried to burn the house down!

I was going to make microwave popcorn. He took it out of my hands and said "you never let me do anything, I can handle this" OK! Pretty soon there is black smoke billowing out of the microwave along with an awful smell. Yep! You guessed it, he left the plastic on. For the record he was 33

 

[WriterofWords]

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I notice you said WAS 33,,, where did you bury him?

 

[scbatz33]

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When DH says "I got this" that translates to call 911 now!

my all time favorite is when DH called me in a panic and all he kept asking was "which card(insurance) is for stitches?". Apparently he was hitting golf balls off the front deck of our old house and sliced the ball into our DD's face. She is fine only has a small scar, but the whole "which card" thing cracks me up.

Bless his heart!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

It's the Stitches R Us card, of course!