Dumbest question I've ever heard

[BlueBirdChick]

This is just too funny all these stories hahahahahaaa. I needed a good chuckle today. What gets me is this they other day I gave some eggs to a friend from my hens and she asked me a question? Will they freeze if i sit them in my jeep?" Im like almost got the word out no and one of her co-workers who has no chickens is like yeah they will freeze. It wasnt cold that day and ummm hello eggs are in a fridge where they do get alot colder than being outside in a vehicle..

I just rolled my eyes and go who has the chickens, and who doesnt.. And it was a guy nothing against guys lol...

 

[Chickerdoodle13]

Guess she must have missed that day in biology class! ROFL!

 

[chickensioux]

I often enjoy a big, tall, ice cold glass of chicken milk with my lunch.

 

[algopurple]

Classic...just classic!

I have been asked some real dumb questions at work about my chickens but this one has them all beat!

 

[Catstar68]

I can't find the nipples on my chickens. Where are the nipples???

Too funny!
I'll be looking for the next Craigslist ad now:
WTB $1: chicken milker. We just got some female pullets here on CL and would like to try cheesemaking....

 

[theoldchick]

Between the waddles.

 

[charmed one]

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Just think about how small the milk stool would have to be to get under them to milk!!! Lol!

 

[AKsmama]

You ever gone down the toy aisle and spotted that toy duckling and parrot. . . with bottles? Drives. me. insane. I know sometimes when parrots are handraised/handfed they need a slurry or gruel, but aren't they typically fed with syringes or tubes, not bottles? It's that kind of marketing misinformation that puts stupid ideas in gullible peoples' heads.

I'll do a lot for my chickens, but I ain't milkin' 'em.

 

[Ohne-Fehler]

I am really enjoying all of these stories! Its good to start out your day with a cup of coffee and a good laugh! I am going to have to go out and check my chickens for nipples now. Its funny but my Animal Science professor never mentioned nipples on chickens, but then he was a beef man so maybe he didn’t know

. Makes me wonder how he got his job though

Here is one of my favorite questions, I get it at least once at every fair without fail. Q: What happened to that goats ears (as they point at a Lamanch doe)? A: Oh, the more aggressive goats chew them off! Always gets a mortified expression

!

 

[Catstar68]

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Poultry Science is in a separate building on the NCSU Campus. Maybe Animal Science does not dabble in Poultry Science. Or perhaps cows are beneath the average chicken man's dignity.

yup, those mean old alpines just love to chew ears off. And same for those people who point at a lamb's undocked tail and ask what breed is that tailed sheep....the alpines just haven't gotten to it yet.