Dumbest thing youve heard someone say about chickens or Farm animals ?

[barred-rocks-rock]

Mine is...


I saw a lady purchasing two roosters at the feed store and asking,
These will lay brown eggs right?


Part of me thought

, and the other thought

 

[M To The Maxx]

Somebody asked me what is a chicken.

 

[obe10]

i took my polish girl into petsmart the other day, and the girl at the checkout was like "WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?!" she kinda acted like that "thing" was not allowed in the store, but pets are allowed in petsmart right??? i was getting kinda mad... LOL i would love to hear other people's stories.

 

[teach1rusl]

Ummmm...on Survivor a week ago... "I didn't know chickens could fly." I think I've seen posts here as well, astounded that a chicken could get out of a 4 ft. fence...

 

[Shelanie]

My husband was telling people at work that he will bring in eggs and a girl asked if we had chickens. He said yes and she said real ones? The scary part is he is in law enforcement and so is she.

 

[LeBlackbird]

I was in a show, an a kid came up to me and insisted that my ameraucana wasn't a chicken "cause it didn't have the comb with points"

 

[Chickens_in_a_nutshell]

My friend's mother was having a potluck a couple weeks ago. She was showing me her favorite duck she calls Paprika. Not sure why, but she and I find it humorous when she places Paprika on her back. So anyway, she had the duck on her back and one 8 or 9 year old girl walks up and says : "Why do you have a goose on your back? "

 

[barred-rocks-rock]

hello?

 

[wombat]

Someone once suggested that we might have a "gay rooster" because our first batch of pullets had not started to lay months after they'd hatched.

 

[obe10]

omg!