Dumbest Things People Have Said😂😱

[KingD]

It said i was mentioned here...

Yes sorry. I accidentally mentioned you.
You doing alright?

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I only hatch the girl eggs

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

"My Chicken ( the person had 1 chicken..) has not been laying that much, i only get 1 egg a day" - Person

Me trying not to sound rude - "Chickens only lay 1 egg a day, somedays they don't even lay. Thats why most people have more than 1 chicken."

I have had hens lay two eggs a day. My best friend's chickens do it a lot too and they have 84 layers.


I understand it's not the standard amount, I just kinda like being that one person sometimes

 

[JacinLarkwell]

The owner: These just hatched, what gender?

Me (or any knowledgeable person on here): Its way too young to guess sex

The owner: Can't you at least guess?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

The owner: These just hatched, what gender?

Me (or any knowledgeable person on here): Its way too young to guess sex

The owner: Can't you at least guess?

Lol. I guess they are either boys or girls.

 

[Thunder344]

"Chickens cant fly" my brother said right as one of my Blue Laced Red Wyandottes flew on top of their little shelter/house thingy.

My Grandma "I didn't know eggs came in different colors than white."

 

[BigBlueHen53]

"If white chickens lay white eggs and brown chickens lay brown eggs, do brown cows give chocolate milk?"

 

[H-B-O]

Yeah.

Yes sorry. I accidentally mentioned you.
You doing alright?

 

[FloorCandy]

"If white chickens lay white eggs and brown chickens lay brown eggs, do brown cows give chocolate milk?"

Yeah you got it! And black and white cows make cookies and cream.

I overheard a mom group at little league discussing chickens and eggs and one was informing the others that all birds lay eggs the color of their feathers. I immediately think of my celadon quail, then robins and their blue eggs, then parrots and what these people must think come out of parrots. I’m already unpopular in the stands because I refuse to wear a mask outdoors, so I just sit there laughing on the inside.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I sent a friend a solar light. She wanted to know if it was for inside or outside.