I remember I had a poster hanging on the wall in our lounge that was titled "You Know You Are A Nurse When:" and one of the lines was "when you have to leave a patient's room to keep from bursting out laughing in front of them."Now that was the finesse of a true salesman. The customer is always right. That is why salesmen are never allowed to drink beverages while they are working on the sales floor. Prevents having to clean spewed coffee off the inventory.
Yep, happened to me more then once.