Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

[SunHwaKwon]

Not chickens but LOL



Like I'm sorry but is it not obvious that they are selling PELLETS orrrr??? Shouldn't you look at what you are buying before you buy it? Maybe that's just me....

I see stuff like this all the time whenever I make the bad decision to actually read through product reviews. Some people have intelligent, useful reviews, but the majority seem to want to announce to the world what idiots they are. We laugh at the dramatic and unbelievable way that people on infomercials can't seem to grasp how to use simple everyday products and it seems unfathomable that such people actually exist...until you read product reviews and realize the demise of human kind is not only inevitable, but likely to happen sooner than we think.

 

[FoodFreedomNow]

I see stuff like this all the time whenever I make the bad decision to actually read through product reviews. Some people have intelligent, useful reviews, but the majority seem to want to announce to the world what idiots they are. We laugh at the dramatic and unbelievable way that people on infomercials can't seem to grasp how to use simple everyday products and it seems unfathomable that such people actually exist...until you read product reviews and realize the demise of human kind is not only inevitable, but likely to happen sooner than we think.

Hear, hear...and "Idiocracy" was prophetic...

 

[7 Biddies]

Not chickens but LOL



Like I'm sorry but is it not obvious that they are selling PELLETS orrrr??? Shouldn't you look at what you are buying before you buy it? Maybe that's just me....

Maybe there's no way to write "Medium Sinking Goldfish Pellets" in Braille.

 

[SunHwaKwon]

Maybe there's no way to write "Medium Sinking Goldfish Pellets" in Braille.

lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

I see stuff like this all the time whenever I make the bad decision to actually read through product reviews. Some people have intelligent, useful reviews, but the majority seem to want to announce to the world what idiots they are. We laugh at the dramatic and unbelievable way that people on infomercials can't seem to grasp how to use simple everyday products and it seems unfathomable that such people actually exist...until you read product reviews and realize the demise of human kind is not only inevitable, but likely to happen sooner than we think.

 Hear, hear...and "Idiocracy" was prophetic...

Maybe there's no way to write "Medium Sinking Goldfish Pellets" in Braille.

lol

LOL you guys are too funny!

 

[ChickenGoesRuff]

@thejaxx
When I did my first meat birds, I didn't want to get attached and name them. But after two months they all had names. Gimpy (who had a bum leg), Chicken Steve, and 18 others named Fatso... Now they get funny, yet fitting names, like Nugget, Orange, and Chubby.
Apparently my cousin found it disturbing when I showed pictures of our Thanksgiving chicken (aptly named Thanksgiving) as a chick, and stopped eating halfway through dinner. My grandmother found it hilarious, though.

 

[allosaurusrock]

I have to explain quite alot what a chicken show or a Poultry show is to people... But a few days it was kinda ridiculous the amount of questions I was asked.
I was at WinCo getting the ingredients for my feed (I mix my own) then realized I need to restock all my show supplies. Magic erasers, hair shine, spray bottles, ECT.when I got to the check out the lady was like "that is quite the assortment of stuff"
I explain that I mix my own feed for my chickens and that is when she got really interested. So like always I explained and the normal questions came up about chickens you know the "so you don't need a rooster to have eggs" stuff like that. That is when I decided to mention that I show some of hens... Oh boy the conversation started.
"Wait what"
Yeah you know how there is dog shows, same goes for poultry"
"How do you grooming them?"
"I wash them in my back sink then I clip and file their nails, make sure no feathers are displaced make sure no dirt or poop are stuck to their feet feather... ECT."
"So you wash you chickens?"
"How?"
(Oh boy) "I put baby shampoo in a tub of warm water and simple put them in the water and take a cup and pour the water on them and clean kinda like a dog"
"Oh ok"
"But don't birds drown when they get wet!'
"As long as their beak doesn't go in the water they are fine." ( That is when I made the mistake of mentioning that my Cochin like to get in the pool during the summer)
"THEY CAN SWIM!"
"Well not swim more like float"

My cochin mix likes floating also! Maybe it is genetic.

 

[allosaurusrock]

So, I finally got around to butchering my roosters on Saturday. Beforehand, I asked my friend's grandpa if he wanted to take one of them. He said no. Then, on Monday, my friend asked if the birds were still alive. I told them that wasn't the case, then asked why they were wondering. They responded, "well, my grandpa said he read that cornish game hens are just young birds of any breed."

Well then.

On another note, I got yelled at by a vegan via Facebook for the first time.

 

[Bantambird]

So, I finally got around to butchering my roosters on Saturday. Beforehand, I asked my friend's grandpa if he wanted to take one of them. He said no. Then, on Monday, my friend asked if the birds were still alive. I told them that wasn't the case, then asked why they were wondering. They responded, "well, my grandpa said he read that cornish game hens are just young birds of any breed."



Well then.

On another note, I got yelled at by a vegan via Facebook for the first time. 

I've been yelled at by vegans before too. I had a vegan tell me that milk is bad for you because it's got bile in it. Really? It's got gall bladder secretions in it? I wonder if that meant that mammals shouldn't breast feed for fear of predigesting their young!

 

[chickendreams24]

So, I finally got around to butchering my roosters on Saturday. Beforehand, I asked my friend's grandpa if he wanted to take one of them. He said no. Then, on Monday, my friend asked if the birds were still alive. I told them that wasn't the case, then asked why they were wondering. They responded, "well, my grandpa said he read that cornish game hens are just young birds of any breed."



Well then.

On another note, I got yelled at by a vegan via Facebook for the first time. 

I've been yelled at by vegans before too. I had a vegan tell me that milk is bad for you because it's got bile in it. Really? It's got gall bladder secretions in it? I wonder if that meant that mammals shouldn't breast feed for fear of predigesting their young!

I've been yelled at by vegans before too. Also scolded by regular omnivorous people(because how could we kill something we raised... Well it's pretty easy first you heat water. Then you attach your killing cone........) lol about this time is when they go pale. We have a cousin that's a vegetarion but she does it from the emotional side of it and she doesn't judge others we spare her by not talking about processing in front of her.

Lol it doesn't change it really doesn't. Or it hasn't for us. Not even with our own family. We gave my father and his wife two processed cockerals and a dozen eggs last weekend. The birds were done here by us on our farm and were heritage breed birds. They were also free range and shrink bagged. They looked awesome!

We got basically ignored until we were asked where we got them processed. Our response got raised eyebrows which I expected from her as she's a city girl but my dad grew up with his family doing hundreds of birds a year. That's fine we'll keep the birds next time. I don't think she knows how to roast a whole chicken or make chicken noodle soup anyway. She's only ever had store bought chicken. Lol probably going to say it's tough and too flavorful.

Now we don't have kids yet but I must say that's just how I like my kids pre-digested makes them more tender when you roast them. lol

The stupidity of people amazes me be ause it's just willful ignorance.