Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Gomes Bantams]

exactly!

 

[PrairieChickens]

I just got a new one from my mom. She was talking to her coworkers a while back about our eggs, when our flock was just starting out.

Coworker: So how many eggs do you get a day?
Mom: We get a couple of eggs a day, so about a dozen or so a week right now.
Coworker: Ewww, so some of your eggs are a WEEK OLD?

I told my mom, just wait until they find out how "fresh" storebought eggs are.

 

[Sharon2012]

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Sounds like the same person that wanted me to tell her exactly which chicken laid which egg at exactly what time so she wouldn't get old eggs LOL

 

[7 Biddies]

You said you get about a dozen a week; not that you wait until you have a complete dozen before you eat them. Sheesh! Or, as Bugs Bunny used to say, "What a maroon!".

 

[FireTigeris]

Teach them how to read the 'packed on' date on the egg carton.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

sorta related to chickens...

i got this just now from the kid next to me, "What are you on? Some sort of Redneck facebook?"

Yep we all are rednecks here arnt we?

 

[7 Biddies]

Proudly so!

 

[oldrooster]

As Jeff Foxworthy says check your neck..... and his routine use to start by saying he had a red neck test and you might be a red neck if....

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

As Jeff Foxworthy says check your neck..... and his routine use to start by saying he had a red neck test and you might be a red neck if....

oh my gawd, I hate those jokes. A kid on my bus used to do those nonstop. I finally yelled "You might be a redneck if you think these jokes are still funny!". Everyone thanked me afterwards........

 

[cluck-cluck]

LOL, that's exactly why they use the Julian date system, to obfuscate!