Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[SophieL]

My in-laws recently moved in with us on a temporary basis due to health issues and we had someone come and clean our house. She was very familiar with chickens but, as is the common thread, she said, "In my country, you need roosters to get eggs."

As if chickens in this country are different from the chickens in Guatemala!!!

 

[7 Biddies]

My in-laws recently moved in with us on a temporary basis due to health issues and we had someone come and clean our house. She was very familiar with chickens but, as is the common thread, she said, "In my country, you need roosters to get eggs."

As if chickens in this country are different from the chickens in Guatemala!!!

During the women's movement of the 1960s - 70s, our hens were liberated and no longer need roosters to produce eggs.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

My in-laws recently moved in with us on a temporary basis due to health issues and we had someone come and clean our house. She was very familiar with chickens but, as is the common thread, she said, "In my country, you need roosters to get eggs." 

As if chickens in this country are different from the chickens in Guatemala!!!
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During the women's movement of the 1960s - 70s, our hens were liberated and no longer need roosters to produce eggs.  

 

[Gomes Bantams]

OMG! keep these coming they ROCK! and make me LMFBOAFOTF(laugh my fluffy butt off and fall on the floor!)

 

[Bayside Chicks]

Turrets? If your going to go that far, try this

Would this be the "Hawk Remover 3000" ? LOL

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Turrets? If your going to go that far, try this

Would this be the "Hawk Remover 3000" ? LOL

Ooooh, I like that! Or maybe the "Hawk Terminator 3000"?

 

[Wild Prime]

I've gotten a lot of these are brown eggs, so the whites must be brown
Why is this one green? Is the bird sick?
What color of dye did you use to get this shade of green?
That one's pointed- is it a double yolk?
Why is it spotted? is the hen that layed it spotted?

 

[dragonlair]

I love to refer to eggs as chicken embryos or chicken uterus's!

I had a friend who told everyone that the colored eggs from my EE's are duck eggs!

 

[TallChickMagnet]

I love to refer to eggs as chicken embryos or chicken uterus's!

I had a friend who told everyone that the colored eggs from my EE's are duck eggs!

I have a friend that calls them, "Liquid Chickens"...

 

[marlo1968]

Ooooh, I like that! Or maybe the "Hawk Terminator 3000"?

"Hawkinator 3000"