Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[lauriemae15]

I've finally finished reading this whole thread. *phew* No one's really said much about my chickens but people think I'm nuts for eating duck eggs.

I do have one not about chickens. My husband is a European city boy from The Netherlands, and the first time he was here visiting me in the middle of nowhere, we drove past a field with about 10-15 deer standing in it. He says, "Are those WILD deer???" I couldn't stop giggling for about 10 minutes. What else would they be?? I still tease him about that one all the time.

 

[Mac14]

Ha! My sister didn't really know you could eat duck eggs.

 

[cheeka]

if you haven't watched "Super Size Me", watch it.

my lifestyle doesn't include any fast food except for crunchy tacos, and that's a super rare occasion, they are so salty, feels like my lips are burning off my face.

even my better half thought the blood spot meant fertilized eggs, he said something at Thanksgiving. had him reading a few threads after supper.

I can't keep up with egg requests, and I've got the one little girl who only wants blue-green eggs... my BR's lay peewee eggs almost all the time, I keep those for me, cuz they're so small, they look funny next to the other eggs.
I don't want customers asking what's wrong with those eggs?

 

[cheeka]

Ha! My sister didn't really know you could eat duck eggs.

my neighbor has ducks, and she won't eat the eggs. her ducks eat nice feed, and she was chucking the eggs into the woods ~ not even feeding them to her dogs! I love duck eggs, so excellent for baking, she gives them to me, and either I eat them, cook with them or I feed them to my dog and cats.

 

[chickenn@@b]

Hey I got my first silly question!! A guest at a party the other night asked me if roosters lay eggs

 

[marritimer]

McD's is good for one thing: If you ever have to "clean yourself out", eat a Big Mac. Within an hour, I'll be in the bathroom for about an hour. Learned my lesson.....

 

[mfpif16]

no, theta food is as about as edible as glue.....
Finally, some one to listen to my rants and agree with me!! I love the internet!

 

[Mac14]

McDonalds burgers have been getting smaller and smaller and not even worth it anymore. The only thing I get that is from there is there vanilla ice cream, and once I got a Egg Nog Shake

. But anything else, nope.

 

[Onewiththeducks]

My uncle thought that ducks turned into swans. The ugly duckling story wasn't as truthful as it seemed.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

McDonalds burgers have been getting smaller and smaller and not even worth it anymore. The only thing I get that is from there is there vanilla ice cream, and once I got a Egg Nog Shake

. But anything else, nope.

Y U Make me hungary!!!!