Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

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Not so much something someone said, but what she did. I had a friend (emphasis on -had-) who felt it was far more important to answer text messages on her cell phone than to pay attention to what was going on around her. She followed me into the run one day, phone in hand, and after she nearly broke her leg on the feeder trough, got tangled in the bird netting, tripped over the watering can, and repeatedly put herself in a perfect position to get spurred by my rooster (after numerous warnings to not let him get behind her), I had to take the cellphone out of her hands and push her out of the run. I couldn't seem to get it across to her that she needed to be alert when around the chickens, especially with Milton the Terrible around.

Grown woman twice my age, and she was too busy texting to mind her own feet.
 
This was a conversation with someone who had never seen a live chicken before......


Friend: " So I buy whole chickens at the grocery store... can you show me what exactly I am eating?"
Me: " Look at the bird. Remove feet, head and feathers."
Friend: " REALLY!?!?!?"
Me: "Yeah, that is what 'whole chicken' means "


Friend: "What do the eggs taste like?"
Me: " Better then you will ever get at the grocery store"
Friend: " Nothing beats a eggMcsandwich"
Me: "Those aren't eggs......" lol
 
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Friend "oh no your getting a rooster how can i eat your eggs! Yuck! His swimmers will be in there!!"
 
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