Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[RachaelS]

Okay cute funny, this came from a co-worker today. I had my hatching Serama eggs shipped to my work so they would not sit out in the heat. I showed them to a co-worker,

She says "Do they grow?"
Kind of confused I said "Yes, they are hatching eggs, so it will grow a baby"
She says "No, does the egg grow bigger? That egg is tiny"
I said "Nope that is as big as they get"

She then laughed at herself, all in good fun, she is not stupid, just does not know much about chickens, but I had to share with you guys

 

[SarahInAlaska]

My mother is an egg and chicken eater as well as beef from the grocery store. She refuses to touch my eggs, even those washed in egg cleanser. She just about barfs at the mention of butchering a chicken. She thinks its cruel that we hunt. She went on a tirade about the game ranch here saying it was disgusting and cruel that they raise animals just to be shot and eaten. Ummmm, where does she think her chicken and beef comes from? Raised on a ranch to be slaughtered and eaten. Her hypocrisy astounds me.

 

[7 Biddies]

My mother is an egg and chicken eater as well as beef from the grocery store. She refuses to touch my eggs, even those washed in egg cleanser. She just about barfs at the mention of butchering a chicken. She thinks its cruel that we hunt. She went on a tirade about the game ranch here saying it was disgusting and cruel that they raise animals just to be shot and eaten. Ummmm, where does she think her chicken and beef comes from? Raised on a ranch to be slaughtered and eaten. Her hypocrisy astounds me.

People like living in the dark. That's why so many of them contract cranial-rectal inversion disease.

 

[SarahInAlaska]

People like living in the dark. That's why so many of them contract cranial-rectal inversion disease.

Ha!

 

[oldrooster]

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I may have to use your cranial-rectal inversion disease comment sometime, I often tell people whom get on my last nerve that I want to know whom their proctaligist is because he and my podiatrist may need to do an emergency surgery on us to get us separated.

 

[7 Biddies]

I may have to use your cranial-rectal inversion disease comment sometime, I often tell people whom get on my last nerve that I want to know whom their proctaligist is because he and my podiatrist may need to do an emergency surgery on us to get us separated.

You could also recommend they go see a proctologist to have their head examined.

On another note: my daughter just sent me this email:


Talking to someone about the Paleo diet.

Her: What's paleo?
Me: Paleolithic, like the Stone Age. Caveman.
Her: But all the food they ate back then went extinct, so how do you eat like cavemen did?

The willpower it took for me to not stab her with my fork. I deserve a medal.

 

[TennesseeChicken]

I finally have one!!

We were at the Farmer's Market today. I have an egg display where I have a grocery store egg in one bowl and one of ours in another to show the vast difference in the eggs. A man came up and we started talking about the eggs and he said the "light colored ones (yolks) get fertilized and the dark ones don't". I about fell out! LOL I told him ours was fertilized and he walked away.

 

[appps]

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I finally have one!!

We were at the Farmer's Market today.  I have an egg display where I have a grocery store egg in one bowl and one of ours in another to show the vast difference in the eggs.  A man came up and we started talking about the eggs and he said the "light colored ones (yolks) get fertilized and the dark ones don't".  I about fell out!  LOL   I told him ours was fertilized and he walked away. 

Oh dear you broke the golden rule of retail, don't you know the customer is always right lol

 

[TennesseeChicken]

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Oh dear you broke the golden rule of retail, don't you know the customer is always right lol

Yes, I know.

But, he had already said his wife was doing all the buying and she was at another booth. I'll be more prepared next time something like that happens.

 

[twolittlechooks]