Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[loveourbirds]

we could cross turkeys and chickens to make a turken, select for height - then breed for milk production. im thinking we should cross it with a barred rock or Dominique since they are closest to the color of Holstein cows. we could call them lactobar domiturks

 

[Extra Java]

A lady had a hen that hatched out chicks....they died a few days later.
She said the hen "must have ran out of milk."

(She didn't provide water).

 

[GollyFluff]

Chicken stilts anyone?

There's an option. Simpler than a severe push-up bra.

 

[CyndiChick]

Lol its either that or breed upside down lactobar domiturks

 

[GollyFluff]

I'm trying to picture what a dairy hen would look like while trying to roost. Bet they'd look like a circus act, pitching to the front and hanging upside down from the roosting pole. What sleeps upside down? Bats. Lactating vampire dairy hens. Yikes.

 

[Onyx9370]

Not enough ground clearance... The udders would drag the ground!

 

[animallover505]

I wonder what the eggs would taste like...

 

[loveourbirds]

I wonder what the eggs would taste like...

a cross between chicken and frog legs maybe?

 

[RachaelS]

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[TREX]

Dumbest thing I've heard was "hens won't lay without a rooster they need testosterone to lay eggs". I gently corrected her at which point she told me "its true I googled it on the internet!! " and she told me I should " google it" prompting internal giggles from myself because it reminded me of the state farm commercial with the lady who met her date from "France" on the internet...LOL!! I included below for those who may not have seen it.