Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[lynnR]

Quite, yes.
The worst thing about the dead bird was that he'd left it lying in the road so my other chickens were standing by him grieving and a few were running around eating various parts of him too.

I made sure I was outside cleaning the mess off the road for when he passed again and had my rarely used angry face on and still had teary eyes. He has told mutual friends, laughing about it as if it was the funniest thing to happen.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

My dad always says 75% of people are really cool, the rest are total jerks. I think this guy is a 25%.

 

[FireTigeris]

Dirt road + hose = potholes...

 

[lynnR]

Haha yes. Now I have a coded way to talk about him with my best friend here. We struggle to keep our mouths zipped when he's being his usual jerky self.

 

[lynnR]

Dirt road + hose = potholes...

Already enough of those on our road.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Dirt road + hose = potholes...

Love it!

 

[captainmommy3]

"you need a rooster for eggs"
right after that question and i say yes they lay eggs no matter what and say i have no rooster i get asked "well then how do you know if there is a baby in it" :/
"omg! can you eat the eggs"
me: "yeah we have them for eggs and pets mostly" co-worker: "wow how will you bring yourself to kill them?"
"do yours (hens) wake you up in the morning?"
how do you know when they are old enough to lay an egg? :/ meey lay one

 

[FireTigeris]

Already enough of those on our road.

Here they make fine speed bumps.... done right... about 3 inches should do, if the 'valley' is 6 inches wide on either side you can get away with less height (or depth)

 

[lynnR]

Here they make fine speed bumps.... done right... about 3 inches should do, if the 'valley' is 6 inches wide on either side you can get away with less height (or depth)

Our road is the pot hole capital of Shetland. Still doesn't stop the 25%.

Plus that gets everyone not just him.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

People tell me I most have dumb roosters (well.....) because they crow all day. They don't believe me when I tell them they are just communicating.