Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[cassie]

yup.. there be some strange people out there... sad thing is they reproduce and make more just like themselves...


I had a guy tell me he had to get his female cocker spaniel spayed because she got tangled up with a rottweiler.. his reasoning was that once she had been with the rotti that she would never let another cocker spaniel touch her....
I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing in his face......
(oh, the jokes that came to mind......)

Rather than biting your tongue, it's a lot more fun to get these people to explain to you exactly how this is possible.

 

[yinepu]

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but that's so hard to do with a straight face!

 

[IttyBiddyRedHen]

I just tell 'em ..."Show Me!!!"... as I am from Mis-oo-ree

 

[member 142084]

"Look ma them chickens scalded them feathers all the way off!"

(just for a good laugh)

 

[Amarisus]

Wait so if dogs and other animals are "ruined" after one breeding wouldn't it only make sense that that's how it works with people? lol So if you've been married once before or had intercourse with more than one partner wouldn't that mean that all your children would be from your first?!

I feel like if that were true there would be less divorce, "well I'm already "ruined" by this one, better just stick it out"

 

[Darkangael]

I've heard the whole "once a ***** has had cross puppies she can't have pure puppies" story. It's less common now than it used to be, but still hangs around like a bad smell. I'd only ever heard it about dogs though, never chickens XD But immaculate eggs! Wow, I'll look out for that one in future, that's basically a rip off except they don't know they're doing it.

Yep immaculate chickens and nugget chickens Oh the horror! How is humanity going to survive when we we are outbred by stupid... more smart people should breed so there is some competition in the gene pool...

 

[yinepu]

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I've met my family.. hence my enrolling in the "spay and neuter program" (for people)...

some genes are meant to die off!

 

[houseofknauss]

When I asked her about that she said she didn't let her girls go broody...


Mine never ask permission to go broody.. they are such rebels...

 

[houseofknauss]

well, I just still can't believe every time I read new posts on here, I still laugh my arse off. I think the worst thing that has come out of my mouth recently that my husband still picks on me about is the word "stummy" ----I didn't feel well one nite my stomach was bothering and when I told him what didn't feel good ---my stummy(stomach/tummy) hurts----he thought it was pretty funny.

 

[yinepu]

well, I just still can't believe every time I read new posts on here, I still laugh my arse off. I think the worst thing that has come out of my mouth recently that my husband still picks on me about is the word "stummy" ----I didn't feel well one nite my stomach was bothering and when I told him what didn't feel good ---my stummy(stomach/tummy) hurts----he thought it was pretty funny.

around here your behind is your "bunkie"
feet are 'foofies".. I had several horses who would hand your their hoof if you tapped their leg and said 'foofies".. my farrier thought we were all nuts.. and couldn't believe the horses knew what I meant!

so yeah.. i can relate