Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[Weirdness555]

The egg is essentially the chicken's womb. When it's fertile, it is a womb with an embryo inside it, when it's infertile it is equivalent to the womb lining being shed.

 

[RTFchickens]

When I was a teen in high school biology I remember telling my parents that we looked at a human ovum under the microscope. My dad asked "how did you get that to fit under the microscope, isn't it the size of a chickens egg?" Upon further questioning, he thought that menstration was when that large unfirtilized egg cracked open causing the monthly bleeding.
It puts in perspective what kinds of things people say and think about our chicken's eggs...

 

[sepaditty1]

When I was a teen in high school biology I remember telling my parents that we looked at a human ovum under the microscope. My dad asked "how did you get that to fit under the microscope, isn't it the size of a chickens egg?" Upon further questioning, he thought that menstration was when that large unfirtilized egg cracked open causing the monthly bleeding.
It puts in perspective what kinds of things people say and think about our chicken's eggs...

Ummm.....wow.

 

[member 142084]

ew

 

[member 142084]

Just how do chickens kill their spare time?

 

[babyfoot]

Quote: Um WOW is right hahahaha when you think that human females store ALL their eggs in their ovaries that they will ever have before puberty starts, and we shed one a month, that's one biggggggg tummy we;d have oh wait... maybe that explains mine, it isn't the chocolate after all

 

[Weirdness555]

Um WOW is right hahahaha when you think that human females store ALL their eggs in their ovaries that they will ever have before puberty starts, and we shed one a month, that's one biggggggg tummy we;d have oh wait... maybe that explains mine, it isn't the chocolate after all

I agree completely, it's all those chicken eggs, the doctors were all wrong!

 

[appps]

Tis funny but then he does fancy himself a bit of a comedian so he was probably putting it on a bit with the running.

 

[NickyPick]

I like how he carefully put the rooster down before running.

 

[member 142084]

lol I........ wouldn't put it past some people to freak out like that