Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

well i asked him what he would say to a blue egg and he said its from a smurf chicken.... lol

Well, of course, silly! Everyone knows that!

 

[thebirdguy]

In regards to the question about the difference between duck and chicken eggs.. I was told that duck eggs had a longer protein strand and higher fat content, which is why they are better for baking. Supposedly duck eggs have less allergens as well. I have a customer whose nine year old son is allergic to eggs and prior to getting duck eggs this summer he had never had french toast, scrambled eggs etc.. He had no problem with the duck eggs...

 

[Darkangael]

Now that is interesting thebirdguy

 

[7 Biddies]

When I was a teen in high school biology I remember telling my parents that we looked at a human ovum under the microscope. My dad asked "how did you get that to fit under the microscope, isn't it the size of a chickens egg?" Upon further questioning, he thought that menstration was when that large unfirtilized egg cracked open causing the monthly bleeding. It puts in perspective what kinds of things people say and think about our chicken's eggs...

But, wouldn't a broken egg shell hurt when being expelled? I mean, all those sharp edges.

 

[member 142084]

In regards to the question about the difference between duck and chicken eggs.. I was told that duck eggs had a longer protein strand and higher fat content, which is why they are better for baking. Supposedly duck eggs have less allergens as well. I have a customer whose nine year old son is allergic to eggs and prior to getting duck eggs this summer he had never had french toast, scrambled eggs etc.. He had no problem with the duck eggs...

 

[Weirdness555]

We once convinced a girl that there was such a thing as a chicken hound, a hybrid of a dog and a chicken created by scientists, and they laid blue eggs because of an extra protein dogs have but chickens don't. We found a picture of a blue egg and she bought it. Lasted a week before we told her the truth.

 

[kpsocalchicks89]

We once convinced a girl that there was such a thing as a chicken hound, a hybrid of a dog and a chicken created by scientists, and they laid blue eggs because of an extra protein dogs have but chickens don't. We found a picture of a blue egg and she bought it. Lasted a week before we told her the truth.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we told my sister in law that if she eats a blue egg she will crap blue and she still believes it...

 

[beverly evans]

We once convinced a girl that there was such a thing as a chicken hound, a hybrid of a dog and a chicken created by scientists, and they laid blue eggs because of an extra protein dogs have but chickens don't. We found a picture of a blue egg and she bought it. Lasted a week before we told her the truth.

Shame on you for making fun of anyone that stupid! They are certifiably retarded or disabled one.

 

[beverly evans]

Shame on you for making fun of anyone that stupid! They are certifiably retarded or disabled one.

Not meant in a mean way. : )

 

[alibraun]

hi all! on page 69 of this so funny!! I still a newbie,8 months with the girls. my best one, Easter '12 with my family, mention we going to raise chickens and should arrive April 6th by post. bigger sis freaks, you can't get chicks in mail, too cruel!! huh?? 72 yr. old father replies ,My Momma n Daddy would order 100 chicks each year from across the state and how do u think they got them?? sis says they delivered them. Dad says back yes by the postman. lol!! love the ol'farmboy!!