Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[maransfan16]

Tadpoles aren't fish. Minnows I'll give you, in a pan, but in a stream or a pond with silt and dark water, my money's on the minnow every time.

i keep my pond out back stocked with minnows and it isn't uncommon to find one of my ducks with a big flopping golden shiner in it's bill. given i don't do it for the ducks i started doing this so i don't have to go and spend a fortune on minnows at the baitshop i can just throw a cast net out and get me a few dozen for no charge

 

[kpsocalchicks89]

So my husbands cousin asked if the brown eggs are from a Mexican chicken I didn't know how to respond lol

 

[houseofknauss]

hi everyone
trying to hit on everything here
duck eggs are a little stronger, my ducks will eat minnows, swamp grass, algae, etc, also, if you scramble a duck egg it tends to be a little chewier or more rubbery texture.

now with that being said- I use to have muscoveys that use to eat mice. yup, pretty funny to watch too!!!!

 

[Hinotori]

Heck, my chickens eat shrews, mice, voles, and rats. I think the aquatic plants that the ducks eat cause a lot of the flavor as well. To much fish meal can make chicken eggs taste different as well. I can't stand the eggs from chickens fed to much flax seed.

 

[Peep_Show]

So my husbands cousin asked if the brown eggs are from a Mexican chicken I didn't know how to respond lol

Makes you wonder where he thinks blue eggs come from......

 

[sepaditty1]

So my husbands cousin asked if the brown eggs are from a Mexican chicken I didn't know how to respond lol

Silly, we all know that Mexican chickens lay their eggs with salsa and cheese on them. Duh!

 

[beverly evans]

I wonder if its insect protien? Mine only get worms when I move the water bins, or whatever they can catch in their large pen.

"Dick eggs" ?? I had a moments chuckle!

 

[beverly evans]

Makes you wonder where he thinks blue eggs come from......

Probably Mars!

 

[QueenofKings]

My sisters and I were discussing what exactly an egg was to the chicken. Which resulted in some really weird conclusions when it came to fertile vs infertile. It was just a really odd conversation - not dumb, just odd, now that I look back on it. In the end we concluded that an infertile chicken egg is equivalent to blood/tissues in a human's menstrual cycle while a fertile egg is the equivalent to a fetus.

But before that, my sisters were arguing about whether eggs still appear or not if a rooster isn't present. /sigh

 

[kpsocalchicks89]

well i asked him what he would say to a blue egg and he said its from a smurf chicken.... lol