Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[TheGoodLifeGirl]

I had a boy duck that would hold it while I held him, but when he hopped off my lap he would poop. I thought that was polite.

Awwwww so sweet

 

[LuvinBlueBirds]

Sheesh, I have a goose that goes every time I pick him up. Like I scared the poop out of him or something!

 

[TheGoodLifeGirl]

Sheesh, I have a goose that goes every time I pick him up. Like I scared the poop out of him or something!

Bwahahaha yeah I have a chicken like that too, wont go in the house, but never fails to shower me in cack every time I pick her up!

 

[CarolinaHen]

Heard this one just today...... "So was that chicken pregnant when you got her?"

 

[Kiniska]

From Family Feud: Question was "Other than chicken, name something that lays eggs?" The lady replied, "Hen!"

was it on the board? That would have been funny. Though more than just chickens have hens.

 

[Kiniska]

Heard this one just today...... "So was that chicken pregnant when you got her?"

I actually had a friend ask me today when my broody would give birth. When I stopped giggling I explained about eggs and hatching.

 

[CarolinaHen]

I actually had a friend ask me today when my broody would give birth. When I stopped giggling I explained about eggs and hatching.

Haha! Sounds like we have the same friend!

 

[Kymarose]

When I was showing my teenage grand-daughter around the chicken area and chicken house. One of my banties was setting, she had her wings spread out over the eggs.. and looking very fat. I told the grand daughter that hen was setting and was going to hatch little ones soon. Her reply was, "Oh look... she is so fat. I can tell she's pregnant."

 

[roostersandhens]

So, I had a broody hatch eggs. The hen/mom who layed/hatched the eggs was a Black Australorp, and the father was either going to turn out to be a Cochin X Barred Rock or Americauna rooster. So someone, who knew this, said "Do you think you'll get any Polish chicks" so I said "No.." Then they said "Why not?" and I said "Well, I don't have any Polish chickens, so.." Then they said "Can't the eggs hatch out to be any breed" So I said "No, they will be a mix of whatever the rooster is and the hen who layed them" So they said "Oh! That makes sense" I was laughing at them for the rest of the day! lol!

 

[ChickenAndMore]

I know to many people who try and hatch grocery store eggs. I was at a friends house one time and they where showing me there homemade incubator. When I looked in I saw EB (Egglands Best) on the top of the eggs.