Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

I figure from the wording on the letters wrote to ask about their Civil War pension that mine were not literate. Letters to his mother have words spelled wrong. "time to ansor" "you have herd" "it has ben". "A smal los " "Ben Jackson ses that i am so fat & lazy that he dont no what he shall do with me" 1864

That sounds/looks just like today's spelling; except most contemporary people have been to school, so they have no valid excuse. Too lazy to use spell check doesn't count.

 

[7 Biddies]

So something silly that someone said about chickens...

I was watching Utopia last night because somehow it showed up on my dvr??? And they were tending a flock of chickens. One lady let them out to range and the other women PANICKED because the chickens were scratching in the cow manure. They stormed away and found the first lady and demanded that she put them away because they didn't want to eat cow poop eggs.

I had a good eye roll at that.

Do they think a chicken's digestive system is like a copper tube and that food goes directly from their mouths into the eggs? Using that line of reasoning, they should see steak, green beans, and eggs in the toilet every morning. Honestly. Some people were playing hookey when brains were being handed out.

I love the part about "demanding", too. "Yes, Your Highness. Let me take care of that post haste, Milady!"

 

[CarolinaHen]

I just finished two of the large. All the small are done.  I don't care for the needle size for the large. I'm considering making just the small but surrounded with black to make a traditional type granny.  

I used a size "h" for both the small and the larg, ending up with 6" and 12". What size are you using?

 

[rancher hicks]

So something silly that someone said about chickens...

I was watching Utopia last night because somehow it showed up on my dvr??? And they were tending a flock of chickens. One lady let them out to range and the other women PANICKED because the chickens were scratching in the cow manure. They stormed away and found the first lady and demanded that she put them away because they didn't want to eat cow poop eggs.

I had a good eye roll at that.

Well then I guess they won't be wanting any Cow Pies either ?

 

[rancher hicks]

I used a size "h" for both the small and the larg, ending up with 6" and 12". What size are you using?

My smalls came out just fine with a smaller hook but the larges for some reason did not come out to 12". I had to go up to a K.

 

[LIChickens]

Do they think a chicken's digestive system is like a copper tube and that food goes directly from their mouths into the eggs? Using that line of reasoning, they should see steak, green beans, and eggs in the toilet every morning. Honestly. Some people were playing hookey when brains were being handed out.

I love the part about "demanding", too. "Yes, Your Highness. Let me take care of that post haste, Milady!"

Actually the line of reasoning they were using is much more indirect. By their line of reasoning when a pregnant woman eats green beans, she will give birth to green beans.

 

[hennible]

Actually the line of reasoning they were using is much more indirect.  By their line of reasoning when a pregnant woman eats green beans, she will give birth to green beans.

 

[Farm Girl 1]

Actually the line of reasoning they were using is much more indirect.  By their line of reasoning when a pregnant woman eats green beans, she will give birth to green beans.

 

[7 Biddies]

Actually the line of reasoning they were using is much more indirect. By their line of reasoning when a pregnant woman eats green beans, she will give birth to green beans.

So, that's where "Mr. Bean" of British telly fame came from.

 

[vehve]

How does gluten find it's way to the meat if the animal is fed grains?