Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[TallChickMagnet]

<oy vey> And, I thought my Brooklyn born ex was bad because he thought a pony was a baby horse.

Cindy, is that you? I'm from Brooklyn, and I once thought that a pony was a baby horse... LOL...

I know better now, and I know that you are not Cindy, my ex-wife...

 

[hennotrooster]

My daughter in law asked if a rooster was a chicken too.

Really?

 

[oldrooster]

My daughter in law asked if a rooster was a chicken too.

Really?

There was a Seinfield episode where Gorges father wants to know how a chicken hen and rooster fit in the scheme of such and who has sex with whom.

 

[RachaelS]

My uncle thought that ducks turned into swans. The ugly duckling story wasn't as truthful as it seemed.

OMG!!! I grew up loving Hans Christan Anderson (he wrote that right?). I NEVER even thought about it LOL

 

[mfpif16]

These are the kind of questions used in tests of auditory comprehension and reasoning skills. It's amazing some of the answers I've gotten. When I ask which U.S. president is buried in Washington's tomb, the kids invariably say, "Abraham Lincoln". Just kills me. I've gotten some pretty good laughs, though; I could write a book.

I know, right! People are so stupid. Some one should really write a book of all the stupid misconceptions people have about animals. I don't know about you, but I would buy that.

 

[7 Biddies]

Cindy, is that you? I'm from Brooklyn, and I once thought that a pony was a baby horse... LOL...

I know better now, and I know that you are not Cindy, my ex-wife...

Do you also insist on calling the plumber for an electrical fire in the water heater? If so, how's it going, Marty, and when didja move to CA?

 

[BinaryChicken]

GO A&W

 

[oldrooster]

Do you also insist on calling the plumber for an electrical fire in the water heater? If so, how's it going, Marty, and when didja move to CA?

Currently on fire or has the fire been put out and the water heater needs repaired/ replaced??????

 

[7 Biddies]

Currently on fire or has the fire been put out and the water heater needs repaired/ replaced??????

The fire has long since been put out and the ex replaced. Couldn't repair him.

 

[ronott1]

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