Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[RedneckGurl]

Ok, We live at 9,000 feet elevation. Several neighbors asked me if my hens will die off in the winter, like the wildflowers. I told her they are BIRDS for Pete's sake, the chickadees and jays stick around, so will my hens. Maybe I should buy them all tickets to fly to Florida?

What? Did they think chickens are annuals instead of perennials???

Maybe you should ask your neighbors if THEY are going to die off in the winter?

 

[chickenluver555]

So I was telling some of my friends that my hens started laying. And they wondered what a hen was because they didn't understand that a hen is a female chicken. They thought chickens were just chickens. They don't know the difference between a hen a chicken and a rooster.
LOL I need some smarter friends.

 

[Kiniska]

Ok, We live at 9,000 feet elevation. Several neighbors asked me if my hens will die off in the winter, like the wildflowers. I told her they are BIRDS for Pete's sake, the chickadees and jays stick around, so will my hens. Maybe I should buy them all tickets to fly to Florida?

Wow, that is just... Wow.

 

[maransfan16]

Ok, We live at 9,000 feet elevation. Several neighbors asked me if my hens will die off in the winter, like the wildflowers.

 

[Darkangael]

I definitely will!

Very educational film, I will have to see the others if they ever come out where I being in the US can see them and will reference them when people need to have a reality check.

 

[Darkangael]

Quote: Wow... that was so special I might make a new emoticon for it sometime...

 

[7 Biddies]

So I was telling some of my friends that my hens started laying. And they wondered what a hen was because they didn't understand that a hen is a female chicken. They thought chickens were just chickens. They don't know the difference between a hen a chicken and a rooster.
LOL I need some smarter friends.

Did people not hear the story of "The LIttle Red Hen", or other children's stories when they were little?

Honestly!

 

[cassie]

Did people not hear the story of "The LIttle Red Hen", or other children's stories when they were little?

Honestly!

They may have heard the story but not realized the little red hen was a chicken. I currently know a woman, studying avian biology no less, who thinks ducks and geese are not birds. There is currently an animated cartoon on television the main character of which is a bull with a fully developed udder. So anything is possible. Personally, I would really like to meet the genius who drew the udder on that bull. There are several things to be seen on the underside of a bull, but an udder full of milk certainly is not one of them.

 

[RachaelS]

Quote:
I have seen that bull also!!!! Where is it? I can't place where I saw it!

 

[animallover505]

Uhh, was it Back at the Barnyard?