Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[ezdavey66]

The most repeated question..." don't you need a rooster to get eggs?! " I live in the central valley and all our "city" mice ask about the rooster...LOL Sorry. Just me and the girls

 

[sepaditty1]

There are a lot of advantages to being thought crazy and dangerous! There are those who think my husband is and it has served us well in the past!!

Yes. You don't have to buy Halloween candy. You don't have to buy candy bars. Only your friends come to the door. Perfect!

 

[cassie]

The most repeated question..." don't you need a rooster to get eggs?! " I live in the central valley and all our "city" mice ask about the rooster...LOL Sorry. Just me and the girls

Why don't you just tell them to call the nearest commercial egg factory and ask how many roosters they have? That ought to settle it.

 

[7 Biddies]

Why don't you just tell them to call the nearest commercial egg factory and ask how many roosters they have?  That ought to settle it.

Whenever people "tell" me about needing a rooster, I just whisper, "Shhhhh. I know, but don't tell my girls or they may go on strike. It'll be our little secret, ok?"

You should see the weird looks I get. Gotta love it!

 

[ezdavey66]

Very funny! I'll use that one next.

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[Chic CAN]

I just got... from a friend who has been eating my eggs.

"Oh I don't eat fertilized eggs, never mind. I don't need eggs right now."

me: ............... they always have been, they are no different....

She was not convinced

 

[sepaditty1]

Just goes t show how nieve I am and I'd like to stay that way thank you. LOL
I'm so nieve, that at the school I work at, a 7th grade boy was wearing a Bob Marly shirt with gray squiggles. He asked me if I thought he'd have to change the shirt. I looked at it and didn't see any knives, skulls, beer or other offensive words. I just saw a face and squiggles. Later a teacher did know what those squiggles were and told him he couldn't wear it again to school. I had to ask what was wrong with the shirt and was told those were marajuana joints. Funny thing is, this same kid was wearing a church t-shirt later that week.

I use as my search term "chick*" and usually get chicken or chicks because the * is looking for more than a chick.

Hopefully that sentence makes sense of what I'm trying to convey.


I am a crocheter. About 10-15 years ago, I was searching for free crocheting patterns. If I type for specific patterns, it's not usually a problem until you try searching for "granny square" patterns. Granny porn was NOT what I was searching for. LOL I have never tried looking for granny square crocheting patterns again.

CG

Oh my gosh! I didn't even know there was such a thing as granny porn!! What a shock to the system, eh? Thank goodness for my parental controls. I was sitting in front of the computer with my son googling different breeds of chickens. I got a big fat warning when I typed in black sex link. I don't even want to imagine what my son would have seen if not for the warning!

 

[Kiniska]

You think granny porn is bad, I was looking for pictures of sea creatures like squid and cuttlefish. Then this stuff called Hentai came up. DO NOT Google that.

So, why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[RTFchickens]

Funny things people say about our chickens/eggs/meat:
At work:
Me: I'm going to be culling roosters, are you interested in buying any?
Coworker: NO!
Me: out of curriosity, why? They are free range, healthy chickens.
Coworker: I'm not good at plucking feathers!
Me: um, they would already be killed and processed when you buy them...

Another one.

Me: Would you be interested in fresh eggs from my chickens?

Coworker: What color are they?

Me: Brown.

Coworker: I don't eat the brown ones...

Me: (Hand to forehead) then walked away...

 

[PiecesofAmber]

After telling someone I did not have a rooster, they replied, "oh, you have chickens instead?" Roosters are chickens, too!