Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[tarrah]

when the hen lays it? It has a hard shell... Does he inject it?" Then me, trying to explain, " the rooster mounts the hen, and is capable of fertilizing many eggs at once, before they are fully developed. The hen laying her eggs, fertilized or not, is like a woman's period, but she has a daily one". Then, "Well doesn't she get really fat with all those eggs?"

 

[tarrah]

Sorry I cut off the first part. I was asked "How does the rooster fertilize the eggs after the hen lays it?" .. still makes me smile

 

[Weirdness555]

There's a lot of confusion because fish fertilise eggs after laying. But there's a lot of difference between a fish egg (jelly, basically) and a chicken egg.

 

[sepaditty1]

There's a lot of confusion because fish fertilise eggs after laying. But there's a lot of difference between a fish egg (jelly, basically) and a chicken egg.

Not to mention that there's a lot of difference between fish and birds. Or mammals for that matter.

I still laugh over one of the question a guy got wrong on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" It was:

True or False? All birds are mammals.

I repeat. He got it wrong.

 

[maransfan16]

We once convinced a girl that there was such a thing as a chicken hound, a hybrid of a dog and a chicken created by scientists, and they laid blue eggs because of an extra protein dogs have but chickens don't. We found a picture of a blue egg and she bought it. Lasted a week before we told her the truth.

Lol me and a friend did something like that to my little cousin i have a large rabbit maybe ten pounds or so and if you put your hand down in his cage next to his hip he will follow your hand and if you get him going you can take your hand out and he will keep spinning he is so friendly that we joke about him being part dog but for my cousin we convinced her he actually is part dog specificly a bloodhound since he has large ears she is still thinks he is part dog lol given she is only 8 though

 

[QueenofKings]

My sisters convinced me when I was a young girl that if I placed a snake egg under a chicken while it was broody, I would have a basilisk like in the Harry Potter movie.

...Not the greatest moment in my life.

 

[ronott1]

when the hen lays it? It has a hard shell... Does he inject it?" Then me, trying to explain, " the rooster mounts the hen, and is capable of fertilizing many eggs at once, before they are fully developed. The hen laying her eggs, fertilized or not, is like a woman's period, but she has a daily one". Then, "Well doesn't she get really fat with all those eggs?"

It is great to have you here!

Very funny post. Thanks!

 

[babyfoot]

Quote: I'm guessing that would be why 'the curse' is so painful for some of us and why we get so cranky

 

[babyfoot]

Quote: LOL, used to live in London many years ago, poor essex girls realy get it don't they hahahahaha but sometimes they really are that silly

 

[babyfoot]

Quote: Life is too short not to laugh, learning to laugh at yourself first means you rarely take offence at jokes. After all, they are just jokes. We Scots put up with enough of them and god bless them the poor Irish have the worst of it yet they are an extremely clever nation of people.