Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

Stating in the ad that they are 'straight run' should reduce the number of questions in half.... maybe, lol.

Absolutely, because everyone knows "straight run" means they run straight to where they're going,


not zig-zag!

 

[Chickadee42]

Absolutely, because everyone knows "straight run" means they run straight to where they're going,


not zig-zag!  

 

ROTFL!

 

[subhanalah]

Absolutely, because everyone knows "straight run" means they run straight to where they're going,


not zig-zag!  

 

these must be the absolute BEST at crossing roads!

 

[aart]

Quote: Well, now there's reference that went straight over my head...lol

 

[lazy gardener]

I was talking to a friend on the phone today, explaining how, when I cut my hair this morning, the scissors snagged the skin on the back of one of my knuckles, giving me a good full skin thickness cut, and it bled for quite a bit. So, after a minor bit of sympathy, she said, "I hope you didn't get any chicken poop in that cut." Huh????????? Doesn't every chicken owner go out and drag their knuckles through the chicken poop????

 

[PrairieChickens]

I was talking to a friend on the phone today, explaining how, when I cut my hair this morning, the scissors snagged the skin on the back of one of my knuckles, giving me a good full skin thickness cut, and it bled for quite a bit. So, after a minor bit of sympathy, she said, "I hope you didn't get any chicken poop in that cut." Huh????????? Doesn't every chicken owner go out and drag their knuckles through the chicken poop????

"Do you get people poop in your boo-boos?"

 

[sepaditty1]

Boy,m I'm glad you reminded me! I almost went to bed without dragging my knuckles in the chicken poop. Can't believe I almost forgot!!

 

[subhanalah]

Isn't that kind of like saying "make sure you don't drink out of the toilet! "

 

[vintagegem]

That was exactly what I was TRYING to say, but he kept interrupting me, so finally I just said "NO, there's NO RED SPOTS IN THE EGGS".

That guy's a cloaca. Pluck him.

Oh my, too funny !

 

[vintagegem]

This was our Duke. Reminds me of your Zee, Prairie Chickens. He was our only bantam roo in our Flock of Standard birds. Got along with the NH roo as broodermates. But sneaky. Always trying to steal a hen away from him. Super hilarious. The girls took the brunt of it getting barebacks and I did make the difficult decision to get rid of him. His favorite maneuver was coined the "Triple Stack" around here. I'll let you all envision that scenario....

"Chicken Days of our LIves" out in the yard has not been the same since he's left.

My DH who has no say whatsoever in the chickens, as he was over-ruled with his Nay Say on getting chickens...put in his two cents to keep Duke. I promptly ignored him. But Duke sure still has some memories and stories floating around the household yet every once in a while. So much character.

What beautiful photographs !