Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[RavenGemini]

Reminds me of the meme where Snookie is quoted as saying she won't eat lobster cause its alive when you kill it..... Smh.

 

[GimmeCake]

With a dirty mind I can come up with a few scenarios...

This reminds me of a story our biology teacher told of an earlier class.
He was explaining how semen is high in glucose. A girl in the front row raised her hand, and asked "But why doesn't it taste sweet?"

This lead to a bit of hilarity among the students, but the teacher still went a step further and explained about the placement of taste receptors.

Apparently the girl left the room quite quickly.

 

[vehve]

To beat it all she is a vegan. Not sure how never consuming all I'm al products makes you an expert on animal products!

And the biology teacher semen story is one of the oldest biology teacher stories ever. I've even told it.

Yeah, probably some sort of urban legend. But a good story isn't made worse from it not being true

 

[winteree]

This past week must have been the week of stupid... Two remarks in one week! The first I've already posted. The second one was made last Saturday. I had to do an assisted hatch and was in the middle of the process (help, wait, help, wait some more, etc.) when a friend came over. I told him about the hatch and he said: "Let's hope it doesn't turn out to be a scrambled egg, ha ha!"

I couldn't believe I heard that remark. There I was trying to save the chick and that's what I hear? Unbelievable!

well sad to say it but some people really suck

. we kind of "take in" cats, kittens and other small fluffy or fuzzy things around here. And every flipping kitten season we get another sob story about who ever is dropping off what ever type of animal and is driving a custom\luxury car or is wearing enough designer clothes to buy my house. Somehow just can't seem to come up with 6 bucks every few weeks to feed a skin and bones baby animal (normally kittens and puppy's). Like just because i have the label as the neighborhood crazy cat lady some how means that i have an IQ of 10

I once caught some idiot trying to put a litter of kittens in my mailbox.

 

[winteree]

Yeah, probably some sort of urban legend. But a good story isn't made worse from it not being true

lols

 

[Tabatha]

My mom recently told someone that I had bought 2-week old chicks and the person asked if they were old enough to be away from their mother. My mom assured her they would be just fine in the brooder but then the woman said, "Aren't they still nursing at that age?" Too funny. I guess she thought that's what chicken breasts are for.

Had the same question thrown my way a couple weeks ago. It was so difficult to keep a straight face when all I wanted to say was, "of course they are still nursing, so you have to milk the momma hen first so you have something to feed the babies." If I weren't afraid for the health and safety of a chicken, I would love to gift chickens to idiots, just so they could learn a thing or two about biology and where their food comes from.

 

[subhanalah]

My mom recently told someone that I had bought 2-week old chicks and the person asked if they were old enough to be away from their mother. My mom assured her they would be just fine in the brooder but then the woman said, "Aren't they still nursing at that age?" Too funny. I guess she thought that's what chicken breasts are for.

I laughed so loud my husband insisted I tell him what I read, he didn't find it nearly as humorous.

 

[winteree]

Had the same question thrown my way a couple weeks ago. It was so difficult to keep a straight face when all I wanted to say was, "of course they are still nursing, so you have to milk the momma hen first so you have something to feed the babies." If I weren't afraid for the health and safety of a chicken, I would love to gift chickens to idiots, just so they could learn a thing or two about biology and where their food comes from.

IKR

 

[winteree]

I laughed so loud my husband insisted I tell him what I read, he didn't find it nearly as humorous.

awww he be a stick in the mud

 

[Chickadee42]

I once caught some idiot trying to put a litter of kittens in my mailbox.

The poor things! What happened to those kittens? And also, I don't know about you, but where I live, it's a federal offense (I think. I'm not an expert on law.) to put things in peoples mailboxes, let alone a living breathing animal! What if you didn't check your mail? What if you were on vacation and couldn't check your mail? Those poor kittens.