Not so much a dumb thing somebody said, but I found it amusing none the less. Today, one of my regular clients was in, and told me today that this weekend she just realized that her neighbor behind her has 5 chickens. She knows I have chickens and was telling me about it, and I filled her in on a few things about them, that its likely that they're all hens given that she would have heard a rooster by now. And informed her about all the fun things that chickens will eat.
Of course, right before she told me that, she was updating me about the student who claimed to be under an Ebola quarantine during the week of Midterms at U of Michigan. Just for that week. Radio silence from him, so unless he comes up with a doctor that would come up with proof that he needed to be quarantine just for a week back then by tomorrow morning, she drops the hammer on him.