Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Post a pic, i want to see him!!

I don't have any recent ones since he went missing a month ago, but here's one from 2 years ago:

He had a 3 ft. long tail and 2 1/2 inch spurs. He's a father, grandfather, or uncle to all of my mutt chicks, so his spirit lives on!

 

[Minchi]

Not all digital things will be ruined-- only those turned on at the time of a Super flair.

Same thing with an em blast. Neither of those would end the world or destroy civilization.

Ron

The only electronics that will survive are the electronics that are protected. Most common method is a faraday cage. Any electronics that are turned off and not shielded in some way will be charged by the solar flair they will take less damage then devices turned on but will still be fried. We all know what a collapse of the market will do, a solar flair large enough to knock out all power in North America, assuming that we still have allies on the other side of the planet, best case it would take us 50 years to recover. Now I don't believe that it will hit December 20th, but I know that it can happen and I know that there are some massive solar flairs happening right now.

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

I don't have any recent ones since he went missing a month ago, but here's one from 2 years ago:

He had a 3 ft. long tail and 2 1/2 inch spurs. He's a father, grandfather, or uncle to all of my mutt chicks, so his spirit lives on!

Hmmm really looks like a hen.

Though my roo acts like a hen. He practically sits on the hens and talks to them while they are laying.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Hmmm really looks like a hen.

Yes, I'm trying to find a pic of his 6 inch long saddle feathers....

 

[Chicks Galore3]

this isn't about chickens, but here is a REALLY good one from a friend- My friend had some friends over and she was making Refrigarator pickles for her over abundance from her garden and her friend says- "what are you doing with those cucumbers?" replies "I am making pickles." friend- " WHAT? You can make pickles from cucumbers?!?!?! SO COOL!"

 

[7 Biddies]

I don't have any recent ones since he went missing a month ago, but here's one from 2 years ago:

He had a 3 ft. long tail and 2 1/2 inch spurs. He's a father, grandfather, or uncle to all of my mutt chicks, so his spirit lives on!

PRETTY! What color eggs does *he* lay?

 

[7 Biddies]

this isn't about chickens, but here is a REALLY good one from a friend- My friend had some friends over and she was making Refrigarator pickles for her over abundance from her garden and her friend says- "what are you doing with those cucumbers?" replies "I am making pickles." friend- " WHAT? You can make pickles from cucumbers?!?!?! SO COOL!"

No, silly. If you want pickles, you have to *plant* pickles! D'uh!

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

PRETTY! What color eggs does *he* lay?

He lays invisible ones. I've been looking for them for SO long! No, but I think they lay white eggs, I could be wrong, I've never had any hens.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Actually one of my mutts looks just like a Phoenix hen, because he was her dad and her mom was an EE. So she lays blue eggs. (BEST. CROSS. EVER. Seriously, they are very short and stout, great "breed")

 

[TechnoCat]

Me- "Amulet and Pepper? They're two year old hens, and we get fresh eggs every day!"

This girl - "Cool, do they lay eggs?"

Oh god. DX