It's DONE!!!
I learned so much. First of all, I learned that the Wisners and company are some of the best people you would ever want to meet. Second, I learned how to pluck a turkey. I worked on two birds until... Thirdly, I learned that I CAN NOT watch a bird bleed out. I watched with utter horror, unable to take my eyes off until I had a panic attack and ran to my truck and offered to run and get some stuff for lunch. When I looked in the mirror I looked like death warmed over. I was cadaver-pale. Fourthly, I learned how to form pretty homemade rolls. And, Fifthly, I learned that while I ran like a wimp when my chickens' turn came up, once they are headless and look like what you buy at the store I was fine.
Now, I just need to see if I can cook them and eat them.
I took nine to butcher, rehomed three, brought home a dozen homemade rolls and six roasting chickens, and my girls are acting relaxed for the first time in weeks. All in all, a good day. Oh, wait! I channeled my Nella-vibe and came home to a silkie sitting on a golf ball... Because the two banty eggs I was getting each day was obviously one too much.