EDUCATIONAL INCUBATION & HATCHING CHAT THREAD, w/ Sally Sunshine Shipped Eggs

[shawluvsbirds]

Shaw, I see you're a premium member now. Welcome to the club.

Thanks! That was courtesy of Liz winning a caption contest. .. Ain't she sweet.
I think I can get a discount on it though if I wanna renew it.

 

[kwhites634]

http://www.yourdictionary.com/streetcorner

Don't confuse me with facts

 

[BantyChooks]

Yeah, but young sprouts like Bubbles won't believe it, so it's easier to let 'em learn on their own

Young sprouts? Why thanks. Ain't been called that in a while.

Thanks! That was courtesy of Liz winning a caption contest. .. Ain't she sweet.
I think I can get a discount on it though if I wanna renew it.

Sweet!

Don't confuse me with facts

Yes sir, sorry sir, won't happen again sir.

 

[Kiki]

Kiki won't touch me. She's afraid of me putting an arrowhead through her.

The perks of being a savage...

I can spray her...I know she runs faster than me.

 

[BantyChooks]

I can spray her...I know she runs faster than me.

Yup. Much faster.

 

[Kiki]

Yup. Much faster.

I meant CAN'T spray her..
I'd die trying to catch her!

 

[BantyChooks]

I meant CAN'T spray her..
I'd die trying to catch her!

<---- Me running away from you.

I'm fast because slowpokes get eaten by the bears.

 

[Kiki]

<---- Me running away from you.

I'm fast because slowpokes get eaten by the bears.

Remind me to bring me shotguns when I come to visit.

 

[BantyChooks]

Remind me to bring me shotguns when I come to visit.

No, I need bait... I mean, we don't allow concealed or open carry up here.

 

[Kiki]

No, I need bait... I mean, we don't allow concealed or open carry up here.

I'll bring Wicked and she can bring the bait.
5 billion roosters might work huh?