Eeeeeewwwwwwwww - add a caption!

[theoldchick]

Snail photo:

Got dry skin? Try nature's natural skin rejuvenation formula! Our snail's slime will take years off your face! Guaranteed or your money back!


Pig photo:

Pssst! Kid! Pass me the bobby pin when the guard's not looking!

 

[chickensioux]

snail: "I'm feeling a little sluggish...."

 

[LarryPQ]

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but your can't pick your friends' noses?

 

[chook pen jen]

Quote:
thats the opening line from will grayson will grayson, John Green and David Leviathans new book... w00t

 

[chook pen jen]

OOps sorry DS hacked my account lol.

 

[Jess N Jeff]

So much for the breakfast I just eat....*barf*

 

[Buckguy20]

Quote:
Thats right! Look me in the eye when I am talking to you!

 

[Laurajean]

Snail pic:

In Norway, pre-teens are discovering an all natural method of removing those pesky blackheads...and unlike Biore strips, this new eco-friendly method is reusable and much cheaper!

Pig Pic:

After hearing his father rave about how much he loves bacon, little Timmy decides to have a go at it too.

 

[kickinchicken]

Snail pic: "Wow, you REALLY need to start exfoliating"

Pig Pic: "My doggie taught me to say hello this way"