EGG's

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by SteveBaz, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. SteveBaz

    SteveBaz Chillin' With My Peeps

    2,130
    25
    173
    Aug 6, 2011
    Pacific North West
    Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

    Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

    Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

    'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

    'Never,' said Ed.

    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

    He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

    "Ed, wake up! You crapped the bed!"




    See what happens when you join BYC [​IMG]

    Steve
     
  2. chickendiva25

    chickendiva25 I'm a Spy. :3

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. Magic Birdie

    Magic Birdie Overrun With Chickens

    7,672
    20
    251
    May 3, 2011
    Magic Birdie land
    [​IMG][​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 31, 2011
  4. luvinmychickens

    luvinmychickens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 15, 2011
    Ohio
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. allmychickens

    allmychickens Just'a small town girl

    2,038
    25
    196
    Aug 4, 2011
    Washington
    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  6. ChickieBooBoo

    ChickieBooBoo Cold Canadian Chick

    28,316
    10
    331
    Dec 2, 2009
    Canada
    [​IMG]
     
  7. Zinnia-Hen

    Zinnia-Hen Live & Let Live

    28,280
    46
    343
    Jan 29, 2011
    [​IMG]
     
  8. tweetyflights

    tweetyflights Chillin' With My Peeps

    322
    1
    111
    Aug 16, 2010
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. laceynoelle

    laceynoelle Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 12, 2009
    Reno
    Oh gosh, lol. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  10. thatoneguy

    thatoneguy Chillin' With My Peeps

    951
    0
    111
    Jun 27, 2011
    Medieval England, Iowa
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] do you know any more?
     

BackYard Chickens is proudly sponsored by