Emergency!!!!!!!! Poultryidous. *(Revised version)*

[maybejoey]

I just wanted to say that theyre is a deadly virus is on the loose ( not really deadly) no cure known to man yet ( i am working on it) you get it from loving chickens to much and when you treat your chickens like people.

If you have any of the following symptoms then you are contaminated, it can only be spread by the chickens not by people.( so dont worry about being contagious)

-feeding chickens people food
-hugging your chickens
-building them houses fit for a king/queen
-Not being able to think about anyhting else besides chickens
-Wanting to buy more chickens all the time
-Buying your chickens the top grade everything
&
-Starting to make chicken noises

If you have any of the following symptoms then you have got chickenidous, There is no cure yet but dont panic theyre are others out there for example.................. me.

 

[maybejoey]

If you believe that you have chickenidous but have none of the symptoms yet, dont worry it will come.

 

[mrpekinduck]

I ahve duckidious i start uncosiously quacking like a duck and I buy them everything at the top grades. I also hug my ducks and give them people food. I'm so sick!

 

[maybejoey]

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Maybe I should rename the virus Poltryidous.

 

[maybejoey]

Okay the disease is not as wide spread as I thought?

 

[Turken Lover9847]

feeding chickens people food ....... Check !
-hugging your chickens..................Check !
-building them houses fit for a king/queen.. Check!
-Not being able to think about anything else besides chickens Check !
-Wanting to buy more chickens all the time.............Check !
-Buying your chickens the top grade everything...........Check !
&
-Starting to make chicken noises .................... Not yet but I feel a cluck coming on !


How contagious is it ?

 

[maybejoey]

Very, but it can only be transfered if you talk, look, or think about a chicken.

 

[Turken Lover9847]

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Then just about anyone I have ever met has it .

 

[roxyblue]

yesturday I was copying a chicken making it's egg noise.
*bawk bawk bawk BAWKAK*
My freind had to ask me if I was OK......though maybe I should be seeing a doctor.

 

[NatureFreak]

*gasps* I've got the disease!!!