Well, the other day I had a few beers with a friend and later that night he went hoe and the Queen went to bed. I was on eBay unsupervised and two day later I had four emu eggs. I scrambled (excuse the pun) to make an incubator out of a foam ice-chest and have the eggs in it. Not sure what the odds are of getting them to hatch, but I am trying to do everything right. I lost a bunch of chickens to a dog in the neighborhood, I figure they will protect my flock, LOL