- Jun 8, 2010
- 155
- 7
- 99
Swimming emus??!! (wonderful pictures)
I confess that for some time I've had the oddest inclination perhaps I can blame Emu Hugger: how, I've thought, do you pick an emu up? If you snuck up on it, and grabbed it from underneath, with one hand in front of its legs and one hand behind its legs, and buried your head in its feathery hump, then theoretically its feet would be facing away from you when you picked it up . . .
THEN, I could take that wildly struggling emu down to the dam, and dump it in, and see if they really can swim.
Still, I'm not sure how the Prevention of Cruelty inspector would view that one. If you see no more posts from me, you'll know it hasn't gone well.
Supreme Emu
I confess that for some time I've had the oddest inclination perhaps I can blame Emu Hugger: how, I've thought, do you pick an emu up? If you snuck up on it, and grabbed it from underneath, with one hand in front of its legs and one hand behind its legs, and buried your head in its feathery hump, then theoretically its feet would be facing away from you when you picked it up . . .
THEN, I could take that wildly struggling emu down to the dam, and dump it in, and see if they really can swim.
Still, I'm not sure how the Prevention of Cruelty inspector would view that one. If you see no more posts from me, you'll know it hasn't gone well.
Supreme Emu