Escape goat at Walmart!

[abluechipstock]

oh my i finally got my internet up and running, i'm glad the little goat is settling in, i'll now ad my part of the story, i was up on the hill when the goat jumped in the creek, your husband dived in that water like an olympic swimmer, i was horrified, i went to the other side "the saw mill" i stopped 2 mexicans and asked if they saw a goat they looked at me like a i was crazy and said no habla ingles, i started saying cabron cabron which i thought was dirty old goat, you remember all the bad words from spanish class, i then just drove off through the lumber yard, i was mud bogging there were puddles about a foot deep and yards wide, i could hear the goat and when i saw cherie back over there, i told her i was going to get his mom so he'd come to her, i drove 100 miles an hour on back roads to get to my house, i got there threw dottie in the car and off i went, thank God i got a call from cherie saying she got the goat, i just colapsed in relief, i had horrible thoughts about coyotes, dogs and don't take this offensively the mexicans i talked to because i know they like goat, i know it was divine intervention that got the goat and of course cherie's husband that got his work out that day, i remeber saying :jesus take me right now if that goat is going to get hit by a car, he was on a mssion, poor little fella, that was the end of the goat saga, everyone got wonderful homes and i can see most of them anytime i want, thanks again cherie, this a story to write in my memoirs one day

 

[chicken_ladyGA]

Way too funny ! :Thanks for that good laugh

 

[CHICKEN little 1]

Here's a pic of Sir Flash Ming Ming. THE WORLDS FASTESTEST LITTLE GOAT! He's becomming a little sweetheart more,and more everyday.

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[tiffanyh]

Looks like a trouble maker!