I have an axe, but that never ended well. It's dull as all heck, we've used it on trees and such. It never makes a clean cut, I also don't have the best aim with it.
Cutting the throat with a box cutter also didn't end well. Not the knife side of it, but the me cutting myself on the cone and the chicken freaking out the whole time and cutting itself, ugh!! I used the said axe from above and totally missed, oh the poor bird!
Just awful.
If I get a hatchet, how do I keep the edge super sharp? How do I keep the bird still, from the head side of things..? I can tie feet, should I tie the head too and just toss the bird, string and all? That didn't work the last time, they NEVER stay calm, all my birds loose it when I pick them up. They are fine once I get them settled in my arms, but if I go to put them down or lay them down, they loose it again. I can't hit the target while running after the bird!