Ever feel lonely when you dont have any PM's waiting for you?

[texasgal]

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?'

 

[charmed one]

The babies are so cute Roz!

Sorry I've been MIA. Just talked to DD this morning and changed from having Lasagna for Thanksgiving to having the full blown meal. Since it's just going to be the 3 of us, I've been toning down the feast to just our favorites. Also trying to get laundry done. I still haven't bought a washer since mine went kaput so I bring it to Dad's. I just had to shell out $400 for gas for the propane tank so the new washer will wait another month.

 

[michelle1017]

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I have heard that before but it makes me

every time!!

 

[charmed one]

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I just got this in am email.

 

[texasgal]

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I just got this in am email.

Me too .. it's funny how quickly the same email will circulate .. and then resurface and circulate again ..

 

[michelle1017]

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What time is this served and does it include the apple pie moonshine??

 

[charmed one]

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What time is this served and does it include the apple pie moonshine??

You're funny! Actually I have 2 gallons of Apple pie fermenting in the fridge! They say, the longer is sits, the better!

 

[michelle1017]

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What time is this served and does it include the apple pie moonshine??

You're funny! Actually I have 2 gallons of Apple pie fermenting in the fridge! They say, the longer is sits, the better! http://www.pic4ever.com/images/2.gif

I will be right there! I haven't gotten it made yet. We were planning on picking up the stuff the night Colton had his wreck and haven't done it since. That might be a good project for this weekend!

 

[charmed one]

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You're funny! Actually I have 2 gallons of Apple pie fermenting in the fridge! They say, the longer is sits, the better! http://www.pic4ever.com/images/2.gif

I will be right there! I haven't gotten it made yet. We were planning on picking up the stuff the night Colton had his wreck and haven't done it since. That might be a good project for this weekend!

Sounds good to me! Lol!

 

[michelle1017]

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I will be right there! I haven't gotten it made yet. We were planning on picking up the stuff the night Colton had his wreck and haven't done it since. That might be a good project for this weekend!

Sounds good to me! Lol!

I would, but football banquet is tonight.

I have to be there at 5 to decorate, doesn't start until 6:30. Bets on whether Colton will get the deviled eggs to town without a disaster?? This day will never end! I didn't even get to get out of here for lunch. I had to watch the front office for the full hour at lunch today.

I declare tomorrow "Michelle Day"!!