I was born with too many sweat glands, or at least thats what the doctors say when I come in. Every now and again, some get clogged up, which turns to infection, which in turn means, it's time to poke it with a needle and drain the pus.
The first time Jim found out about this uh birth defect, was 6 months after we got togather. I had just found out I was preg. Well, they sent me to a general surgeon, Jim stayed home. They lanced it, drained it, packed it with gauze, send me home. Must return next day to get packing changed. Well, I decide to take a shower that night. Wasnt sure if I could get it wet, so had Jim cover it with saran wrap. Um did I mention, the insicion was maybe an inch and a half from the uhhhh back door? So here's me, bent over the bed, shiny hiney up high in the air, Jim standing behind with a square of saran wrap, fixing to tape my rear... I get the giggles... fart like a drunken hound dog... Jim almost killed me!
There, I tied in the fart and cyst thread! hehehe