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When you're new chicken feed smells like spaghetti, and now (because you asked) you're having spaghetti for lunch.
Chickens like to eat just straight spaghetti. They run away with it while tripping on it. It goes like this:
Chicken A: *Selects spaghett* THIS IS MY SPAGHETT
Chicken B: *trying to steal spaghett* GIVE ME YOUR SPAGHETT
Chicken A: *running away while tripping over spaghett* NOOOOOO MY SPAGHETT
 
I have 7 calls. 2 blue fawn, 1 grey, and 4 pastels.
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This morning, a conversation between me and Pip, my Belgian Bearded D'anver.

Pip: ITS LATE. WHY WERE YOU OUT HERE AT SUNRISE. ALSO. THIS NEW COCKEREL, BARON, THINKS HE'S HOT STUFF. HE'S NOT.
me: Pip, stop whining.
Pip: I WANT TREATS. I WANT FOOD. THE WATER IS FROZEN. SQUEAK HAS ABANDONED ME.
me: Pip, you're yelling.
Pip: I KICKED ALL THE SHAVINGS OUT OF THE BOXES. AND I'M NOT EVEN LAYING.
me: PIP. BE QUIET. *sighs* I liked it better when you were broody.
 
This morning, a conversation between me and Pip, my Belgian Bearded D'anver.

Pip: ITS LATE. WHY WERE YOU OUT HERE AT SUNRISE. ALSO. THIS NEW COCKEREL, BARON, THINKS HE'S HOT STUFF. HE'S NOT.
me: Pip, stop whining.
Pip: I WANT TREATS. I WANT FOOD. THE WATER IS FROZEN. SQUEAK HAS ABANDONED ME.
me: Pip, you're yelling.
Pip: I KICKED ALL THE SHAVINGS OUT OF THE BOXES. AND I'M NOT EVEN LAYING.
me: PIP. BE QUIET. *sighs* I liked it better when you were broody.
Who's Squeak?
 

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