Farm chatter

[human1]

Why does the creeper remind me of asparagus

wat no apsarata has spickes

Depends how I'm feeling & what version I'm playing.

Java edition - survival.
Bedrock edition - servers.

isnt bedrock on ipad...

 

[human1]

So it’s like a rabbit in a hat or something

no! its a purple box, and it opens up to that thing

 

[human1]

maybe like a cubical clam?

 

[CHlCKEN]

no! its a purple box, and it opens up to that thing

Ohhh like a clam and a pearl

 

[human1]

Ohhh like a clam and a pearl

sorta, yeah.
and then when it opens it shoots stuff at you

 

[The Happster]

isnt bedrock on ipad...

Java is on PC.
Bedrock is on every darn thing.

 

[CHlCKEN]

sorta, yeah.
and then when it opens it shoots stuff at you

That sounds unpleasant

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

no! its a purple box, and it opens up to that thing

Kind of like a wrapped gift, or a badly-made matryoshka doll.

sorta, yeah.
and then when it opens it shoots stuff at you

An angry matryoshka doll.

 

[human1]

Java is on PC.
Bedrock is on every darn thing.

whatwhyhaveinotbeeninformedofthisiamnowsoconfused

That sounds unpleasant

not as bad as some other mobs

 

[The Happster]

That sounds unpleasant

It's actually quite fun. It makes you float into the air. And then you suffocate in a ceiling.