Farm chatter

[JadeFarms]

Hmm no thanks

I’m taking a break from killing. Torture is more fun

 

[ackie]

What? I have a Standard poodle and I’ve never met a dog as sweet as her. She wouldn’t hurt a fly- in fact, she gets upset when I swat them! She also holds an egg in her mouth without breaking it, and loves tennis balls. She is obsessed with children and wants to be (and is!) a lap dog.

I wanna teach my dog to find eggs for me but he knows they're yummy sooo

 

[CHlCKEN]

Nothing to be ashamed of. I wholeheartedly agree

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

Chihuahuas are from hell.

Nobody's going to disagree with you there

 

[ackie]

I’m taking a break from killing. Torture is more fun

there seems to be some common dark themes in this chat.

yall need to talk to someone.

 

[JadeFarms]

Hey, when a giant standard poodle runs up to you, you forget about the oyster crackers in your pocket and fear overrides everything else.

Have you ever been chased by a boar hog? That was one of the scariest things I’ve ever experienced.

 

[JadeFarms]

there seems to be some common dark themes in this chat.

yall need to talk to someone.

@EmmaRainboe I don’t think that she knows us very well.

 

[CHlCKEN]

Hey, when a giant standard poodle runs up to you, you forget about the oyster crackers in your pocket and fear overrides everything else.

They aren’t actually that big. They are a medium sized dog. They aren’t aggressive either. Nothing to be scared of!

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

What? I have a Standard poodle and I’ve never met a dog as sweet as her. She wouldn’t hurt a fly- in fact, she gets upset when I swat them! She also holds an egg in her mouth without breaking it, and loves tennis balls. She is obsessed with children and wants to be (and is!) a lap dog.

Uhhh. Do you let her off-leash so she can attempt to murder people under the guise of 'licking them?' If not, then I approve of her. If you do-

 

[CHlCKEN]

Uhhh. Do you let her off-leash so she can attempt to murder people under the guise of 'licking them?' If not, then I approve of her. If you do-

She stays on the leash. She loves people but doesn’t lick or bite.