Farm chatter

[ButtonHoarder]

Lol! I used to keep a litter box in my bedroom when mine were kittens, But it was an auto cleaning box. I won’t say more than this: those and explosive diarrhea do NOT mix well.

You had an AUTO CLEANING litter box?!
Why didn’t I know those existed

 

[ButtonHoarder]

They’re mine! I’ve already given them the talk about turning down free candy and not talking to people in large white vans.

My family drives around in a huge white van

 

[ButtonHoarder]

Would any of you send me fertile eggs to practice hatching for the price of shipping? Just curious.

I would, but I’m in Canada, and I don’t think that’d work

 

[ButtonHoarder]

Once I was in a thrift store and an old man came up to me and said HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE? REPENT!
He also gave me a mint with a Bible verse on it. I was terrified it was gonna poison or kill me so I just threw it away

Wow. Creepy/weird

 

[ButtonHoarder]

Oh look, my dad has a few mints in his nightstand I could use. View attachment 2621873

Oh yeah totally. Just a few.

 

[CHlCKEN]

What did you say?
I would do the same thing, except the mint would definitely be poisoned.

I didn't say anything

 

[CHlCKEN]

THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!!! Why is my mom so terrified of ducks

isn't she the one who thinks that they’re geese and have scary teeth?

 

[ButtonHoarder]

isn't she the one who thinks that they’re geese and have scary teeth?

Well... she doesn’t think they’re geese, she just associates them with geese.

 

[CHlCKEN]

This morning I came across a broad-headed skink in the yard. I picked him up and held him for a bit then moved him out front so he wouldn't have a run in with the chickens.

 

[CHlCKEN]

He tried to bite me but I was careful lol