Farm chatter

[black_cat]

Looks like the chicken on the rights face has been blurred like a police image

Clearly she doesn't want her face on the internet. Privacy reasons of course

 

[black_cat]

Overheard this from downstairs:
My mom: Ok so our TV is either possessed by a demon, has a small animal living in it, or has stopped working
my brother: CALL THE EXCORCIST

 

[KingD]

Overheard this from downstairs:
My mom: Ok so our TV is either possessed by a demon, has a small animal living in it, or has stopped working
my brother: CALL THE EXCORCIST

Haha! So what's wrong with it??

 

[black_cat]

Haha! So what's wrong with it??

No idea. It turns black and flickers on and off randomly. My money's on the demon, but my dad wants a new TV.

 

[KingD]

No idea. It turns black and flickers on and off randomly. My money's on the demon, but my dad wants a new TV.

There is one technique which I've tried and tested many times. It works!
Give it a hard kick!
It'll fix it. I promise.

 

[black_cat]

There is one technique which I've tried and tested many times. It works!
Give it a hard kick!
It'll fix it. I promise.

Parents might object to me kicking the TV....I'm gonna play it safe and let them get a new one

 

[black_cat]

Ok. Sometimes I wonder why parents were even invented.
For some reason I was picturing you as a fully fledged adult..how old r u?
I'm 19

I'm just so sophisticated that way My age is......

a closely guarded secret

 

[KingD]

I'm just so sophisticated that way My age is......

a closely guarded secret

Ok. Fair enough I suppose.

 

[black_cat]

I'm just so sophisticated that way My age is......

a closely guarded secret

Don't sadface me Internet safety, y'all!

 

[KingD]

Don't sadface me Internet safety, y'all!

Haha I don't really care how old you are. All I meant was that I was picturing you as a bedridden shriveled up prune of a granny.