Favorite BYC quote

[CityGirlintheCountry]

So a comment on the calendar poll thread got me wondering- what is your all time favorite BYC quote?

Mine came from a somewhat exasperated moderator (Speckledhen, I think) in responding to someone going on and on about the dangers of salmonella from eggs. She had offered many helpful hints and finally said

"Well, don't lick the egg!"

For some reason that tickled me. I have used it now more than once in discussing eggs with people. Makes me giggle everytime!

What is your favorite one-liner from BYC?

(My second favorite is "Don't wake up Nugget!", mainly because it makes me remember WoW's fainting rooster story. I laugh out loud every time!)

 

[MaggieRae]

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That sure was a great story!!!

 

[redhen]

The one from the recent "whats the grossest thing you've ever seen" thread. Where after a C-section the husband is alone with the wife and says.. "i saw your guts"

Loved it! I dont know how to link it or i would.. sorry.

 

[English Chick]

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Ditto!!! I also loved that one..... ROFL

 

[Holly O]

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Well that was a first read for me ... And I LOVE IT!
Made me LOL

 

[debilorrah]

"this thread is finished so I'll flush it now" :lol