Favorite Liscense Plates and Bumper Stickers...

[ranchhand]

Quote:
YES!

 

[Tala]

most of the special plates around here seem to advertise someone's small business - which is cool

Seems like our DMV office must have gotten a big box of regular plates that all end with ONG. I swear, at one time we had 3 people with "--- ONG" plates on their cars JUST employed our pizza place, many more driving around town. I got my plates when I lived in another county, so they are totally different than all the local ones that seem so similar.
The boss's son has a regular random plate that is "666 ---" - I think I might have asked for a different one if it were me.

 

[nuchickontheblock]

My DH had a black jeep with the license plate BAA BAA.

 

[gryeyes]

Uhhhh.... do my own count??

UPPITY X - the first word is self-explanatory, but the "X" refers to law enforcement radio code for "female."
My dachshund is smarter than your honor student.


Plus, I do have a BYC "My pet makes my breakfast" bumper sticker.

 

[PepsNick]

Driving through Alabama, I saw a bumper sticker that said "Therefore, I Think I'm Liberal". Brave!

 

[Moabite]

License plate on an old VW Bus: YMIB4U
Sticker on an off-road Baja bug: I got your jeep thing, now it hurts when IP
Seen on an old Ford Truck: Horn broke, watch for finger.
Seen on a Mercedes: My other car is a Pinto

 

[akcharlie1960]

Local bumper sticker: "God bless our troops"....especially the snipers.

 

[19hhbelgian]

My neighbor has a bumper sticker that says "If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot 'em?"

I find that very funny, does that make me a bad person??

My license plate surround says "My belgian draft horse is smarter than your honor student"

 

[Hoss1975]

Bumper stickers

"If guns kill people then a spoon made Rosie o'donnell fat"

"Too often,we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.Remember,when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,BUT,it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b--ch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head!Pass it on..........

 

[sheaviance1]

I was behind a man on the road one day who was driving 20 in a 45 mph speed zone. I'd guess his age to be mid-eighties. He had a bumper sticker on his car that read "I may be old and slow, 'tis true, but I am still ahead of you".