I don't have an excuse to blame it on, just REALLY clumsy! LOL
I'm really clumsy too and the fatter I get, the clumsier and more awkward I become. Hence the weeble reference. I went white water rafting down the New River a few years back and really, really loved it...but was almost thrown completely out of the boat a couple of times due to being overbalanced during the rapid chutes. Would love to do that again at about half my weight and see how it goes. Still loved it! Fat just makes one top heavy, is all.

Meat Update: Hobbled rooster is doing fine and getting around just fine if his pushing in at the feeder is anything to go by. These skinny young leghorns are the biggest eaters!!! They are so hungry they don't let the bigger roosters into the trough. The fat Cochin was first to the feeder and was the last to leave, along with the leghorns. He's doing fine now and doesn't seem to be bullied much. They got several apples and several hands full of BOSS in the bedding to keep them occupied during their confinement.
I moved my coop water up on a hay bale and will see how it goes up there or if someone manages to knock it down in some way. Found a rim of ice in one corner of the FF in the ice chest this morning but nothing serious.