Just imagine if we went too, Bee.....Oh, yeah! That's more likely!
They'd be sellin' bootleg goat's cheese and seeding the neighborhood with secret stashes of chickens and rabbits, while holding processing demonstrations in their garage and smoking hams in barrel smokers. Folks would think Duck Dynasty had moved into the neighborhood....
A GOAT syndicate......that's the ticket.....LOL.
Well, I try to make the most out of what I have got! My property is to small for even a small smokehouse... But a smoke barrel is just right! I know some people who use them to make Cajun and teriyaki bunny jerky. *drools* I wish my neighbors thought the same about me that you do! I live in suburbanite central and over the summer I literally met someone with nothing better to do than go biking through the neighborhood, pausing to write down house numbers to call the city and report overgrown lawns. Not her job mind, just something she felt like she had to do because "this isn't a ghetto". Maybe if she grew some of her own food she'd have bigger things to worry about than snubbing 6-inch grass. I'd invite you to come live by me but I'm not sure the street could handle the both of us, even if you could move!Although together... We could keep goats. ;D
Just imagine if we went too, Bee.....Fermenting feed classes, caponizing seminars.....
Otherwise Id be all over that!
They'd flat out kick me out of the neighborhood...there would be villagers with rakes and spray nozzles from their garden hoses, tiki torches in hand, shouting outside my house and demanding that I come out and be run out of town on a Prius.
I've got a better idea...y'all move to where the lights don't show on the satellite pics. You know...that only dark space on the eastern side of the country~WV. No fancy fartin' yuppy people here and we can squat and pee in the yard.....the front yard...if we wanna.
