Final Answer??

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by WriterofWords, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

    Dec 25, 2007
    Chaparral, New Mexico
    A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final
    If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
    If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone
    And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no
    It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own
    nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:
    A) the condor
    B) the buzzard
    C) the cuckoo
    D) the vulture
    The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had used up
    her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that remained
    was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. She hoped she would not have to use it
    because ... Her friend was, well-- blonde.
    But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the
    question and the four choices.
    The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: the
    The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.
    She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Meredith any
    answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering her
    friend was a blonde that would seem to be the logical thing to do.
    But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that
    the contestant could not help but be persuaded.
    "I need an answer," said Meredith.
    Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo."
    "Is that your final answer?"
    "Yes, that is my final answer."
    And Meredith replied, "That answer is. Absolutely correct! You are now a
    Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and
    friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million
    "Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant..
    "How did you happen to know the right answer?"
    "Oh, come on," said the blonde... "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't
    build nests. They live in clocks."
  2. Sylvie

    Sylvie Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 15, 2008
    That's funny. I think we could substitute CEO's for the blonds in jokes these days.
  3. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

    Dec 25, 2007
    Chaparral, New Mexico
    That is a good idea! A bunch of them seem to live in clocks.....
  4. Lil Chirp

    Lil Chirp Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 2, 2008
    Hahaha [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    too funny
  5. wolfie

    wolfie Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 2, 2009
    Fort Worth
    thats to funny [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

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