Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[chickens 4 ever]

You know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when...

... You spend almost three whole days mucking out coops, and you're still only halfway through.

... You take an hour to write down and draw a map of where all your chickens are and how you're going to shuffle them around to make room for them all... and you're still left with one area not enough.

... Your lounge room contains four overflowing brooders and two full, running incubators.

... The relief teacher says that you're going to introduce yourselves by saying your name, year level, day-school (this is German school), hobbies, and pets. When you get to "... and fifty-three chicks", she stops you to make sure you didn't get the number wrong by mistake (it is your second language, after all). You respond by telling her, "Oh, no, two roosters, fifty-three chicks, and I don't know how many hens."

... When the teacher is later quizzing the class about who said what when introducing themselves, she asks, "Who has lots of chickens?"

HAHA! That's great

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

You know you're addicted to chickens when, you use them to help clean guts out of your pumpkins.

 

[ChemicalchiCkns]

...you Despise all Dogs, because they eat your chiCkens, even if they don't.

 

[nzpouter]

...you Despise all Dogs, because they eat your chiCkens, even if they don't.

you direct your hatred towards the wrong end of the leash... a well trained dog is a great asset to any chicken keepers.

 

[ChemicalchiCkns]

Valid Objection. Many in my Woods are not well train'd - the Problem. Personable Owners, but terrible Dogs.

 

[chickens 4 ever]

You worry endlessly about them because of a storm, I MEAN WOULDN'T YOU??

 

[Rural Chic]

You forget about dinner (and it burns) because a hawk, cat or other predator is trying to get at the chickens and you have to save them, even if they are safe in their secure run.

 

[cluckcluckluke]

When you secretly ring mum from school with your mobile to tell her to let the hens out for a play in the paddock, even though using your mobile at my school is like trying to smuggle 20kg of cocaine from Russia to Australia and the punishment is death

.

 

[PaulaSB12]

When you go out to get some milk to make warm porridge on a cold day and forget to make some for yourself.

 

[chickens 4 ever]

When you secretly ring mum from school with your mobile to tell her to let the hens out for a play in the paddock, even though using your mobile at my school is like trying to smuggle 20kg of cocaine from Russia to Australia and the punishment is death

.

Hahhaha